Now where was I? Dang, this is starting to read like a Deadpool fan fiction article. (Note to self.. add copywriter to list of skills).
This week the State sent me a request to attend an "Enhanced Re-Employment Services Orientation". I looked up this program because the letter wasn't very descriptive and according to the State Website..
The Enhanced Re-employment Services program identifies customers who are likely to exhaust their unemployment benefits before returning to the same or similar employment.Wow, aren't we positive. Hmm... wonder if the state is hiring copywriters?
I really hope they've dealt with others that share my mindset. I have two lines of questioning that I'm going to push on them... 1) Do they have any assistance programs for finding work and relocating out of the state? 2) Do they consider self-employment and entrepreneurship a "job" and do they have any programs that can assist in that venture?
I really hope so, teaching me "how to dress for success" or formatting a resume isn't really going to help me a whole lot here.